To the 4 cunts that sit in front of me in Research Methods...
I would really appreciate it if you would be so kind as to shut the fuck up.
Do you not realize that our prof can see you!? You sit in basically the front row! There is no one in front of you! Are you daft?! Put away your crackberries, take your headphones off, and write some God damn notes.
I mean, really. How do you think it makes our Prof feel to see you 4 assholes fucking around all the time? He works damn hard to make sure that little shits like you can understand the material and yet you don't seem to be bothered to sit down and appreciate all he does, like any decent human being would.
Are you honestly so self centered and shallow that you have not considered how offensive your behaviour is? Its not cute, or funny. Don't you find it odd that no one else acts that way in class? Have you stopped to consider how much of Mommy and Daddy's money you're wasting by pissing this class away? How have you not realized that this kind of shit is completely inappropriate? I mean, for fuck's sake, how old/stupid are you?!
If you simply cannot lock up your douchebaggery, could you at least relocate to the back of the room? Have the decency to take yourself out of sight of students who give a damn about our educations, so we don't have to witness your continued cunt-ery.
Love and kisses,
Ashley
October 13, 2009
Fried: Hipsters.
I'd like to pre-apologize for the reckless use of capital letters.
GOD DANG, THE FUCKING HIPSTERS IN THIS CITY.
LIKING OBSCURE SHIT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL IN ANYONE'S BOOK BUT YOUR OWN. AND NEITHER DOES NAME DROPPING ALL THE SHITTY NO TALENT AUTHORS YOU READ JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND MORE INTELLECTUAL.
MIX, MATCH, LAYER, TANK TOPS AND AMERICAN APPAREL TO YOUR (AFOREMENTIONED-LY OBSCURE) HEART'S CONTENT. GO FOR IT... BUT IF I CAN SEE YOUR SIDE/ ALMOST FRONT BOOBS, IT MEANS YOUR CLOTHES DON'T FIT.
AND THAT THEY'RE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SCHOOL.
AND THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET SAGGY OLD WOMAN BOOBS AND HAVE TO TUCK THEM INTO YOUR SWEAT PANTS WHEN YOU'RE ELDERLY BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING STUCK IN THIS SHITTY ASS SCENE TO WEAR A GOD DAMNED BRA.
BESIDES, ITS CANADA. IN OCTOBER. GO PUT ON AN OVERSIZED COSBY SWEATER, OR SOMETHING, YOU ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES.
AND THE BOYS, IF YOU CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE, THAT MEANS MOTHER NATURE DIDN'T INTEND YOU TO HAVE ONE. ACCEPT THIS AND MOVE ON BECAUSE YOUR HAGGARD PEACH FUZZ, TEAMED WITH YOUR BAD PANTS AND WRETCHED HAIR MAKES ME WANT TO HIDE CHILDREN FROM YOU..... BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE PEDOPHILES IN TRAINING.
P.S. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SMOKE SHITTY ASS CLOVES, DON'T DO IT WHERE THE GENERAL POPULATION OF NORMAL NICOTINE JUNKIES CAN SMELL IT.
WE HATE YOU.
AND, TO ALL MY EMO READERS, WHO ARE PROBABLY NODDING ALONG AND SAYING "UGH, THOSE HIPSTERS MAKE ME SO UPSET ABOUT THE ANGST RIDDEN LIFE THAT I AM HALF ASSEDLY LIVING"...... YOU CAN STFU, BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT.
love and kisses,
ashley.
Edit:
I hope your floofy skirt gets caught in the wheel of your environmentally friendly bicycle.
GOD DANG, THE FUCKING HIPSTERS IN THIS CITY.
LIKING OBSCURE SHIT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL IN ANYONE'S BOOK BUT YOUR OWN. AND NEITHER DOES NAME DROPPING ALL THE SHITTY NO TALENT AUTHORS YOU READ JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND MORE INTELLECTUAL.
MIX, MATCH, LAYER, TANK TOPS AND AMERICAN APPAREL TO YOUR (AFOREMENTIONED-LY OBSCURE) HEART'S CONTENT. GO FOR IT... BUT IF I CAN SEE YOUR SIDE/ ALMOST FRONT BOOBS, IT MEANS YOUR CLOTHES DON'T FIT.
AND THAT THEY'RE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SCHOOL.
AND THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET SAGGY OLD WOMAN BOOBS AND HAVE TO TUCK THEM INTO YOUR SWEAT PANTS WHEN YOU'RE ELDERLY BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING STUCK IN THIS SHITTY ASS SCENE TO WEAR A GOD DAMNED BRA.
BESIDES, ITS CANADA. IN OCTOBER. GO PUT ON AN OVERSIZED COSBY SWEATER, OR SOMETHING, YOU ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES.
AND THE BOYS, IF YOU CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE, THAT MEANS MOTHER NATURE DIDN'T INTEND YOU TO HAVE ONE. ACCEPT THIS AND MOVE ON BECAUSE YOUR HAGGARD PEACH FUZZ, TEAMED WITH YOUR BAD PANTS AND WRETCHED HAIR MAKES ME WANT TO HIDE CHILDREN FROM YOU..... BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE PEDOPHILES IN TRAINING.
P.S. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SMOKE SHITTY ASS CLOVES, DON'T DO IT WHERE THE GENERAL POPULATION OF NORMAL NICOTINE JUNKIES CAN SMELL IT.
WE HATE YOU.
AND, TO ALL MY EMO READERS, WHO ARE PROBABLY NODDING ALONG AND SAYING "UGH, THOSE HIPSTERS MAKE ME SO UPSET ABOUT THE ANGST RIDDEN LIFE THAT I AM HALF ASSEDLY LIVING"...... YOU CAN STFU, BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT.
love and kisses,
ashley.
Edit:
I hope your floofy skirt gets caught in the wheel of your environmentally friendly bicycle.
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