Fried: Hipsters.

I'd like to pre-apologize for the reckless use of capital letters.

GOD DANG, THE FUCKING HIPSTERS IN THIS CITY.

LIKING OBSCURE SHIT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL IN ANYONE'S BOOK BUT YOUR OWN. AND NEITHER DOES NAME DROPPING ALL THE SHITTY NO TALENT AUTHORS YOU READ JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF SOUND MORE INTELLECTUAL.

MIX, MATCH, LAYER, TANK TOPS AND AMERICAN APPAREL TO YOUR (AFOREMENTIONED-LY OBSCURE) HEART'S CONTENT. GO FOR IT... BUT IF I CAN SEE YOUR SIDE/ ALMOST FRONT BOOBS, IT MEANS YOUR CLOTHES DON'T FIT.

AND THAT THEY'RE NOT APPROPRIATE FOR SCHOOL.

AND THAT YOU'RE GOING TO GET SAGGY OLD WOMAN BOOBS AND HAVE TO TUCK THEM INTO YOUR SWEAT PANTS WHEN YOU'RE ELDERLY BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING STUCK IN THIS SHITTY ASS SCENE TO WEAR A GOD DAMNED BRA.

BESIDES, ITS CANADA. IN OCTOBER. GO PUT ON AN OVERSIZED COSBY SWEATER, OR SOMETHING, YOU ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES.

AND THE BOYS, IF YOU CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE, THAT MEANS MOTHER NATURE DIDN'T INTEND YOU TO HAVE ONE. ACCEPT THIS AND MOVE ON BECAUSE YOUR HAGGARD PEACH FUZZ, TEAMED WITH YOUR BAD PANTS AND WRETCHED HAIR MAKES ME WANT TO HIDE CHILDREN FROM YOU..... BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE PEDOPHILES IN TRAINING.

P.S. IF YOU'RE GOING TO SMOKE SHITTY ASS CLOVES, DON'T DO IT WHERE THE GENERAL POPULATION OF NORMAL NICOTINE JUNKIES CAN SMELL IT.

WE HATE YOU.

AND, TO ALL MY EMO READERS, WHO ARE PROBABLY NODDING ALONG AND SAYING "UGH, THOSE HIPSTERS MAKE ME SO UPSET ABOUT THE ANGST RIDDEN LIFE THAT I AM HALF ASSEDLY LIVING"...... YOU CAN STFU, BECAUSE YOU'RE NEXT.


love and kisses,
ashley.

Edit:
I hope your floofy skirt gets caught in the wheel of your environmentally friendly bicycle.